Wednesday, January 20, 2010
A letter to IKEA!

Dear Ikea,

I thought you might like to know, I beat you. Sure I may have almost been crushed to death by the bookcase from falling down the stairs trying to get it up to Monkey's room. And sure I probably made the carpal tunnel onset a few years earlier from the dowel forcing. And I may have given myself a bloody nose by punching myself in the face whilst tightening the forty thousandth screw, but it's there. So suck it, Ikea!

And then I turn to the simple boxes for storing Monkey's cars and notice that you are the bane of my existence. You sneaky, awful place, you! Who knew you'd pack 24 bolts for your boxes?!

Final round, Ikea. You and me and 24 barbaric bolts later, Monkey has himself some organizational items to trash.

Who's laughing now, Ikea?

Your loyal customer,
posted by Lori @ 3:49 AM  

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